{"id":4473,"date":"2017-06-08T12:01:03","date_gmt":"2017-06-08T17:01:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dev2.brandconstructors.com\/?p=4473"},"modified":"2025-03-25T02:30:19","modified_gmt":"2025-03-25T07:30:19","slug":"funny-construction-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dev2.brandconstructors.com\/blog\/funny-construction-jokes\/","title":{"rendered":"Funny Construction Jokes Contest"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We are building a Construction Joke online resource, and maybe even an illustrated book in the future if we can get enough material.<\/p>\n<p>If you have a few good jokes to share, we will be happy to give you credit (if you want it) when we use them.<\/p>\n<h4>WE will be giving away <strong><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\">5 &#8211; $50 Starbucks gift cards<\/span><\/strong> to the people who submit the best 5 jokes we receive, as determined by our Brand Constructors Team. May the best contractor win!<\/h4>\n<h2><strong><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\">Submit Your Joke Below<\/span><\/strong><\/h2>\n<p><!-- SharpSpring Form for Construction Jokes --><script type=\"text\/javascript\">\/\/ <![CDATA[ var ss_form = {'account': 'MzIwNQMA', 'formID': 'SzG1SE00SjbVNUhMNdU1MU1N1LUwSk7TtUwxTE5JM080N000BgA'}; ss_form.width = '100%'; ss_form.height = '1000'; ss_form.domain = 'app-1609ILG.marketingautomation.services'; \/\/ ss_form.hidden = {'Company': 'Anon'}; \/\/ Modify this for sending hidden variables, or overriding values \/\/ ]]><\/script><br \/>\n<script src=\"https:\/\/koi-1609ILG.marketingautomation.services\/client\/form.js?ver=1.1.1\" type=\"text\/javascript\"><\/script><\/p>\n<h2>Here is what we have so far:<\/h2>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3><span style=\"color: #333333;\">Do you want to hear a construction joke?<\/span><br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\">Oh sorry I&#8217;m still working on it.<\/span><\/strong><\/h3>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3><span style=\"color: #333333;\">What are the only two seasons in the Midwest?<\/span><br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\">Winter and Construction.<\/span><\/strong><\/h3>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3><span style=\"color: #333333;\">How do construction workers party?<\/span><br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\">They raise the roof.<\/span><\/strong><\/h3>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3><span style=\"color: #333333;\">What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use?<\/span><br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\">A dino-saw!<\/span><\/strong><\/h3>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3><span style=\"color: #333333;\">Why did the construction worker dip his finger in blue ink?<\/span><br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\">To get a blueprint.<\/span><\/strong><\/h3>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3><span style=\"color: #333333;\">What are the only two seasons in the South?<\/span><br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\">Football and Construction.<\/span><\/strong><\/h3>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3><span style=\"color: #333333;\">What does a carpenter have in common with a volleyball player?<\/span><br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\">They both like to hammer spikes.<\/span><\/strong><\/h3>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3><span style=\"color: #333333;\">Why did I choose construction as a career?<\/span><br \/>\n<strong><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\">I find construction work to be riveting.<\/span><\/strong><\/h3>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We are building a Construction Joke online resource, and maybe even an illustrated book in the future if we can get enough material. If you have a few good jokes to share, we will be happy to give you credit (if you want it) when we use them. 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